I can't resist ...

[toadnae]

It's entirely tammylc's fault.

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names)
* Lynn John (certainly qualifies as bland!)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Gordon Daniel. Unless we go with the name he was born with, then Gordon Bernhard.

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 2 letters of your last name, first 4 letters of your first name)
* Ledena

4.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
* Purple Beagle - fear the nose!

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you live)
* Joy Brooklyn Park - meh.

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add "THE" to the beginning)
* The Blue Green Demon (may it should be the Teal Demon?)  

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
* Dele

8. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie):
* Mint Chocolate Chip

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pet's name, current street name)
* EdGrr 84th - umm, kinda lame.

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
* Mollie Oregon - huh, not bad.